The Battle Of Pittsburgh, In Google Street View – Woot.

Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR – Youtube. A child is quite excited when he opens a christmas present that is revealed to be a Sega Genesis. JUST KIDDING! Oh man I’m funny. My favourite part is how the boy’s sister jumps up and down feigning happiness just to be “cool” in the eyes of her brother. Seriously little girl, grow up and be your own individual, I mean what are you thinking?

Where the Hell is Matt? – Team Fortress 2 Style – WeGame. Great Team Fortress 2 spoof of the internet video “Where in the Hell is Matt?” Space invaders never looked so good.. . .

The worst games that made it to number one – GamesRadar. A look at WORST games that have made it to the top of the sales charts in the US. What have we learned from this? You could slap “Pokemon” on a dog turd and kids will buy it up like gangbusters.

Not Everybody Is Losing Money (Just Ask PopCap!) – Kotaku. While our favorite game studios arelaying people off, PopCap games is posting an 85% increasein sales. Great, hopefully other game developers don’t see this and start pumping out shovelware “casual” titles using thier popular franchises. Metal Gear Solitare? Half Lfe High Stakes Poker? *shudder*

Temp Fortress 2 – WeGame. Hilarious little video about what happens when the Team Fortress crew loses their jobs.

The 10 Commandments of Xbox Live – The -Minus World. If you’ve ever played any game online you know that Xbox Live is filled with annoying 12 year olds and various other tards. This article addresses 10 things that you should be prepared for when using Live.

Soul Caliber IV Character Creator – WeGame. This is a video of characters created using the Soul Caliber IV character creator, the catch is that they are busy making fighters from other fighting games. I can’t wait for Mortal Kombat vs. Street Fighter vs. Killer Instinct vs. Clay Fighter vs. Primal Rage. It’s in development, I know it.

The Top 7 Games . . . that Don’t Deserve Nostalgia – GamesRadar. I wasn’t going to put this up (because really Oregon Trail is one of the best games ever), but number one on the list is Final Fantasy VII and putting that at #1 makes any other bad decision in the list null and void.

FYI I R Spy – WeGame. Sprays can be so distracting. . . .

7 ways to spot an impending crap sequel - Games Radar. I personally have seen very few sequels and I’ve enjoyed as much as the original. This article makes a nice little list of hints that you can expect to ruin a future sequel. I especially like the Sonic bit, it’s totally true.

Things the Force Unleashed Won’t Unleash – Games Radar. LucasArts is one of those funny “family friendly” companies now that makes everything stupid and for 8 year-ohh i’m olds. THE ORIGINAL STAR WARS GENERATION IS OLD ENOUGH, I THINK WE CAN HANDLE SOME DISMEMBERMENT AND BOOBS. Screw Jar-Jar.

Yes, Even Oprah has Purchased a Wii – Kotaku. This just further proves the Wii’s worthlessness. I pretty much hate anything Oprah likes, because, well she’s dumb.

Madden NFL ’09 – Gamespot. Now I’m not a huge fan of sports, but i love sports games. I don’t really know why. Either way I love football and video games, and can’t wait for this to be released on the 12th. You can probably expect a review!

Mediocre Game Babes – games radar. This is a good list of the game babes that we have forgotten. Everyone remembers Lara Crofts delicious figure and the ass load of crazy Japanese babes, but these are the forgotten babes who just aren’t quite the hotties they should be.

The 8 Worst Game Character Makeovers Ever – GamePro. Funny list about game character makeovers that went bad. I agree with all of them except Lara Croft. I found a more realistic English beauty more enjoyable anyways. The original Lara’s ta-tas looked like breast augmentation done in a Vegas alley.

Attack of the Women Gamers – Cafe. Turns out the number of women playing video games is increasing. That is a good thing! That means less “stop playing games and come cuddle with me and talk about feelings” and more “okay whoever wins this round has to do the dishes”. I can’t wait.

AVGN Batman Part I – GameTrailers. The Angry Video Game Nerd (fresh off the horror that is Superman64) takes on Batman games in honor of the Dark Knight release. Quote of the Episode: “I AM BATMANNNNNNNNN”.

and to finish off this rediculously male-oriented clix0r:

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Undergarments Worn by Women in Video Games – Heartless Doll. This is pretty bad. When you look at this you can tell that a large percent of games out there aim solely to give boys boners. I think the velvet strip across the nipple character was made by a sexually frustrated 13 year old.

Being that E3 is cranking, I’ll attempt to stay away from E3 stuff and what E3 stuff I do mention isn’t the “huge” releases that you will see everywhere. This week we have a little crappy youtube video, TF2 spoofing, good ideas implemented poorly, nickel and diming gamers, and some classic crappy games.

E3 08: Duke Nukem Trilogy trailer is the worst trailer ever -  destructoid. They aren’t lying. This trailer tells us nothing about the “Duke Nukem Trilogy” other than the trilogy consists of Proving Grounds, Chain Reaction, and Critical Mass. Other than that there is just a bunch of hard rock with double bass and a bouncing Duke Nukem logo.

Neat Community Creations – Official TF2 Blog. Apparently someone made a fake website detailing the “Spy Update” which had the TF2 community quite confused. The creator’s fake site mockup is perfect and even fooled some of the folks at Valve.

Zero Punctuation: Alone in the Dark – The Escapist. Again our favorite Australian reviewer rips into a game with poor implementation. I of course haven’t played Alone in the Dark, but then again I don’t have ass-loads of money to blow $60 on games that almost everyone says is terrible.

Nintendo MotionPlus hands-on: blah – engadget. What? Nintendo announce ANOTHER peripheral for the Wii? I think thier plan with the Wii was to release it at a lower price with less graphical power and then nickel and dime the owners to death with peripherals that make it somewhat as useful as an Xbox360 (or god, dare I say) the PS3.

Angry Video Game Nerd: Superman64 – Gametrailers.com. The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews what a large amount of people consider the WORST GAME EVER. He doesn’t even get past two levels, which is saying something.

Team Fortress 2 Dispenser Mod – bit-tech.net. Some guy made a dispenser for TF2 designed to hold a computer. Why would you do that? I would make a dispenser that was designed to dispense sandwiches or SOMETHING. Regardless, pretty cool and I tip my hat to him.

Diablo 3 – blizzard. The speculation was right, Blizzard announced Diablo 3. They also have plenty of gameplay videos and other fun stuff. Just don’t be the whiney internet bitches complaining about the environment. It’s DIABLO man.

Call of Duty 4 Coming to the Mac! – #!/usr/bin/m3mnon. Props to a platform getting a game seven months after it was released for everything else. I mean seriously. I’ve already been obsessed and gotten over this game. But hey! It’ll run at 13 frames per second! Kind of sounding alot like my Wii. . .

Video game reviews: The best of 2008 (so far…) – telegraph. A good synopsis of some of the better games on the list. Although, I found it funny that Brawl was on there. I bought it, played it twice, and haven’t touched it since.

Zero Punctuation: LEGO Indy – the Escapist. Everyone’s favorite angry Australian Yatzee gives his thoughts on LEGO Indiana Jones.

TF2′s Heavy Class Next To Get Achievements, Unlockable Weapons – shacknews. Valve just now released that the next update will be to the heavy class. Specifically, trying to make the big guy more useful without a medic. This sounds perfect, being that when they release the update you won’t be able to find a medic within three miles of the millions of heavies running around.

Angry Video Game Nerd – ScrewAttack. The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews games that are. . . well crappy. He does it with comedic flair, beer, and usually nonsensical tirades of swearing. Give him a look, and for the love of god don’t get a Sega 32x.

Duke Nukem Forever Devs: ‘E3 is Irrelevant’ – wired. That is right, the developers of 3D Realms have such a good pulse on the gaming industry that they decided E3 was irrelevant and won’t be attending. I guess you have lots of time to know what is going on in the gaming industry while you are busy taking 10+ years to make a single FPS.

Wii Top7 – Most Anticipated Games – GameTrailers. This has to be the worst “top” list I’ve ever seen. Most lists like this go in increments of 5, but this one does seven. Why? BECAUSE THERE ARE NO GOOD GAMES COMING OUT FOR THE WII EVER. They would probably be lynched if they threw 3 more games on there because they would have to put games like “Billie’s Bar Darts” or “Another Wii Tennis Game”.

Ohio LIbrary Now Loaning Video Games – Joystiq. This. . . is awesome. A library in Ohio is adding video games to the list of mediums they will loan out. Unfortunately, it looks like they are only doing more modern titles. When I can go to the library and check out old NES and SNES games I will be a happy, happy boy.

Amazing Quake Speedrun – wegame. A really cool speedrun of the original Quake game. Pretty hardcore, this guy uses grenades and bunny hops to get the most speed as possible. Kind of sad though, because I remember Quake being AWESOME and state of the art. I’m old. 2 part video, so watch ‘em both.

Blizzard Spash Screen a Sign? – Blizzard. A new splash screen on the Blizzard homepage is teasing gamers. Speculation is running rampant on the internets as to what they will be announcing next. Diablo 3? Lost Vikings Sequel? World of Starcraft? We’ll see in the coming weeks.

The 15 Hottest Games of Summer – PC World. Here is a good list of games to be released this “summer”. I put “summer” in quotes because 90% of them are released in August/September. Doesn’t really make them games of summer now does it? More like games to welcome in the winter overlords. Glad I graduated this spring, though, now I don’t have to choose between grades and these games!

GAMESTOP TO PROVIDE LOANS FOR PREORDERS – Scrape. As if people who are addicted to video games don’t have enough reasons for being poor (i mean $60 bucks for crappy 360 games and $50 for Wii shovelware?) now they can get LOANS FOR PREORDERS. That way they can happily pay 40% interest but be the coolest guys in the trailer courts.

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Available Now on PC – GamingExcellence. I just threw this in here to be a jerk, if you care about this game please never EVER visit this website ever again. I’m serious. Get out of here.

And that’s the sauce. Remember your weekly clix0rs should never be taken seriously. If you have some interesting news you would like featured in a clix0r just email me at proximity@montanafragfest.com. Burn in hell, Narnia.

Meet the Sniper – Valve. The latest in the Team Fortress 2 “Meet the” video series. This one complete with head shots, booze bottles in the head, and parental troubles.

TF2 Pyro Update Coming This Thursday – Shacknews. The latest TF2 update will be released this Thursday, June 19th. It includes the new pyro weapons as well as 35 new pyro achievements. Now instead of seeing 50% medics on a team there will at least be 60% pyros for the next two months.

Hey, Look! It’s the Pyro’s New Gun! – Kotaku. In the new Meet the Sniper video we may have gotten a sneak peek at the pyro’s new weapon. Looks pretty cool, I hope it shoots flaming marshmallows.

New Battlefield: Bad Company Trailer Pokes Fun at Metal Gear Solid – ripten. The newest Battlefield: Bad Company trailer makes fun of Metal Gear Solid 4. Should be a good game for the 360, maybe it’ll suck off some of the COD4 addicts on Live.

Clever Chick Makes Portal Earrings – Lively Ivy. This girl made some portal themed earrings that are very clever. Don’t ask her where the portal to her pants is, though, it might bring you trouble.

Hey Ashly, Whatcha Playing: Episode Three – Destructoid. A brother and his sister re-enact a pivotal scene in everyone’s favorite game: Bioshock. Spoiler alert. (Editor’s note, I only finished enough of Bioshock to know what is happening here. What? Don’t judge me. I was playing it on the 360 and couldn’t spin around fast enough therefore the game was too scary. I’ll finish it on my computer some day, I swear).

New Duke Nukem Forever Footage Released – Shacknews. In some sort of a weird podcast/interview a guy gets to play Duke Nukem Forever. That is unimportant, what is more important is there is ACTUAL GAME FOOTAGE of this game. It had better be released and the best thing ever, although I’m not 13 anymore so Duke might not be as cool these days.

Team Fortress 2 meets Pulp Fiction – WeGame. This is a great little machinima featuring the demoman and scout from TF2. NSFW due to language, but possibly worth getting fired over.

First Call of Duty 5 Info – 1UP. Some information about the new Call of Duty game in development. It returns us back to WWII, but this time in the Pacific theater. Can’t wait for this game, COD4 was like Xbox 360 crack for me and many of my buddies.